My Little Slice of Hell

So I woke up at 7:15 today, even earlier than I get up on days that I have class… Because of my irritable bowel syndrome or whatever it is that makes my poo all mushy and spray out of my rear at terminal velocity. Now I’m sitting here, my tummbly wumbly is still feeling weird and is making noises while I eat peaches and browse the vastness that is the internet. DIARRHEA!